Aaron Gouveia gives 1955 edition of ‘The Good Wife’s Guide’ some much needed updating.
Dad Will Always Catch You
June 18, 2011 By 4 Comments
With a full-time job, and a hellish commute, Aaron Gouveia struggles to be there for his son. But somehow he makes it work.
Can You Hear Me Now?
June 8, 2011 By 3 Comments
As the song ends, he launches into a whirlwind spin in the middle of the living room. Spinning and spinning, faster and faster, until…
The Breadwinner
May 22, 2011 By 16 Comments
Does making more money than your wife make you more of a man?
This Year, Leave Mom the F@#k Alone
May 5, 2011 By 10 Comments
For Mother’s Day this year, Aaron Gouveia plans to give his wife what she really deserves: peace and quiet.
To Spank or Not to Spank
April 11, 2011 By 31 Comments
“Deflection” and “positive redirection” have nothing on a good old-fashioned spanking.
Going the Way of the Dodo
March 24, 2011 By 4 Comments
Aaron Gouveia imagines all the low-tech things that will be extinct before his son ever knows them. Like rotary phones. And books.
A Potty Training Catastrophe
March 11, 2011 By 5 Comments
Aaron cooks up a glorious scheme to help his son use the toilet, which proceeds to backfire (literally) all over him.
Behind Enemy Lines
March 3, 2011 By 11 Comments
When Aaron Gouveia entered the land of parenting groups, he got the cold shoulder.
The Never Ending Job
February 21, 2011 By 6 Comments
If every dad had to interview for the job, it might go something like this.
‘Breadwinner Wives’ Misses the Mark
February 19, 2011 By 63 Comments
Who are the men behind “breadwinner wives,” and why are they given such disdainful treatment in Slate?
Hey New Guy, Buckle Up!
January 26, 2011 By 5 Comments
“What to Expect When You’re Expecting” should be titled “What to Expect if You’re Expecting and You Have a Vagina.”
(Bleeping) Car
November 29, 2010 By 10 Comments
Traffic came to a halt and we stopped. I let out a sigh and some grumblings. But I was not ready for the little voice that chirped from the backseat.
The Trojan Christmas
November 21, 2010 By 4 Comments
“Merry Christmas, sweetie. Those should last you, what? A week?” my mom chirped cheerfully.
Outbreak!
November 15, 2010 By 5 Comments
Until yesterday I had no idea how bad our malodorous monkey problem had become.
Scared Sh*tless
November 15, 2010 By 4 Comments
I gave my son such a start that he crapped himself. That’s right. I’m a father who has literally scared the shit out of his son.
Vocalyze
“I think men should reclaim Creep, after all if being a Slut is something to be proud of then Creep can be lionised as well.”
This comment was by Transhuman on the post Is Creep-Shaming Real?