About Allan Mott

Allan Mott was once accused of being a narcissistic goth lesbian by a disgruntled Amazon reviewer. That pretty much sums up his writing career (which includes 12 and 1/2 books and frequent contributions to such sites as XOJane, XOJaneUK, Canuxploitation, Bookgasm and Flick Attack,). His most personal writing can be found at VanityFear.com, where he uses the subject of B-Movies to mostly talk about boobs and stuff. Tweet him on the Twitter at @HouseofGlib.

What Was Your First Taste of Adulthood?

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You might not have even noticed when it happened, but it did. That moment where you experienced what it felt like to be an adult for the first time.

What Was Your Most Satisfying Video Game Moment?

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Video games are primed to give us these moments if we work hard enough for them. What’s the one that left you feeling like you could take over the world at that moment–your biggest virtual victory?

What Are Your Most Bittersweet Days of the Year?

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On Sunday night, I realized the next day would have been my mom’s 65th birthday.

Sincere Or Sarcastic: You Must Choose

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For some strange made up reason you have been forced to choose between a lifetime of sarcasm or sincerity.

Is There Something About Your Life That People Assume is a Positive, But You Think is a Negative?

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Is there anything about your life that people assume is so much greener than grass they have growing on their side of the fence?

What’s Your Real Life Mutant Ability?

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I have the amazing ability to make all of the staples disappear out of a stapler simply by picking it up and attempting to staple something.

The First Date Dealbreaker Files Part Five: Clowning Around

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There you see several photos proudly displayed around the room. In every single one of them they are dressed as a clown.

What Current Day Flops Do You Think Are Going To Become Future Classics?

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I could be wrong, but that’s the fun part of culture–you never know what will stay with us or what will fade away.

Which Cereal Mascot Would You Most Want To Have a Drink With?

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Tony the Tiger: Dude’s grrr-eat. What’s not to love?

What’s Your Favourite Cheesy-But-Awesome 80s Movie?

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As you’ve already guessed because the poster is right there at the top of this post, my pick is The Legend of Billie Jean.

Will There Ever Be Another James Garner?

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James Garner became an icon because he was incredibly gifted at being the most entertaining version of himself onscreen, which is a skill surprisingly few of us will ever possess.

When Was the Last Time You Danced?

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At some point something triggered my “I don’t give a F” button and all bets have been off ever since.

What’s the Most BORING Dream You’ve Ever Had?

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We tend to think of our dreams as these wild flights of fancy–our subconscious run amok and without a filter. But the truth is a lot of our dreams are really freaking boring.

What’s the Strangest Food You’ve Ever Eaten?

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For some folks a “strange” food can be a steak cooked in a way they’re not used to, while for others anything less than the still beating heart of a freshly killed cobra elicits a big yawn.

Yes or No?

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Starting tomorrow whenever you are asked a “Yes or No” question, you will only be able to answer with the option you choose right now. Which one do you choose?

Who’s Your Favourite Fictional Couple?

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I can think of a long list of partnerships that have moved and entertained me over the years, but if I had to pick the one I most want to someday emulate I would have to go with Emily & Bob Hartley.