About Allan Mott

Allan Mott was once accused of being a narcissistic goth lesbian by a disgruntled Amazon reviewer. That pretty much sums up his writing career (which includes 12 and 1/2 books and frequent contributions to such sites as XOJane, XOJaneUK, Canuxploitation, Bookgasm and Flick Attack,). His most personal writing can be found at VanityFear.com, where he uses the subject of B-Movies to mostly talk about boobs and stuff. Tweet him on the Twitter at @HouseofGlib.

What’s Your Favourite Music Mystery?

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Many of the best songs ever written beg questions that might never be answered.

I Wrote Almost a Dozen Books About Ghosts, Which is Why I Am 100% Certain They Do Not Exist

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And by posting this I now have a link I can share with people before they start telling me their “undeniably unexplainable” true stories of personal ghostly encounters.

Do You Believe in Ghosts?

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I don’t and I’ll explain why in a few hours.

Would You Allow Yourself to Die Knowing Your Death Would Start a New Religion?

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You DON’T have to let this happen. It isn’t inevitable. You can put a stop to it if you want to.

Cadbury Creme Eggs–Yea or Nay?

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Where do you fit on the Creme Egg spectrum–extreme love, extreme hate or extreme indifference?

Why Don’t We All Invent Some New Random Easter Traditions?

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5) Cadbury Creme Dregs: After Easter is over, we can all come down by chugging jars of slightly past-due fondant.

What Are (or Would Be) Your Dating Site Age Limits?

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Age is just a number, but numbers are also an important part of math and you can’t do the math if the numbers don’t add up.

Transit Escalators—Walk Up or Stand Still?

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You can often tell a person who doesn’t usually take the train based on how they act on the escalator.

What Are the Most Inaccurate Titles of All Time?

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Sometimes titles can be deceiving.

Are You Good At Being Deferent?

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xoJane’s Mandy Stadtmiller has got me thinking about who we show respect to and why.

What Are the Most Underrated Albums By Your Favorite Performers?

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What albums by your favorite singers and bands do you think are so much better than their failure and bad reputations would suggest?

These 5 Albums Are Hated, Ignored or Both, But I Will Defend Them Forever and Ever and Ever

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Not everything can be genius every single time. But among these disappointments there is often gold and that’s what this post is about.

What’s Your SNL Dream Team?

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You’ve been given the opportunity to craft your perfect episode of Saturday Night Live.

Barbie, G.I. Joe, My Little Pony or Transformer?

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Pros: Your own Dream House. Cool car. Great clothes. Have your choice of career, including doctor, businessperson and princess.

What’s Your Real Life Mutant Ability?

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I have the amazing ability to make all of the staples disappear out of a stapler simply by picking it up and attempting to staple something.

Run, Jog or Stroll–You Gotta Choose!

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Per the usual far-fetched circumstances you are faced with an equally far-fetched choice.