Sometimes you just need to give your kid some completely false, absolutely terrible advice.
When a Halloween Costume Is Also Child Abuse
Dress your child as a genocidal dictator or an alien-birthing chicken, and people will start asking questions.
Teaching Kids to Lie (For Money)
With the future of the economy uncertain, what’s the most useful skill to teach your kids? Poker, of course.
Sh-t My Son Says
The bizzare ramblings of young boys and old men aren’t so different, after all.
11 Insanely Sexualized Children’s Products
Breastfeeding dolls, denim diapers, and a baby you can shave. Is there anything they don’t make?
Sports, Man
What does a guy do if he knows nothing about sports? Fake it, of course.
Why I Let My Son Get Snipped
Me, Dad, and the Tijuana Stripclub
Me, Dad, and the Tijuana Strip Club
A coming-of-age tale featuring beer, strippers, and a transvestite pickpocket.
A Touchy Subject
You may have an unhealthily Puritanical aversion to your body’s various parts and functions, but children don’t. Children are free and open with their bodies and have no time for your squeamishness.