Sometimes you just need to give your kid some completely false, absolutely terrible advice.
About Cole Gamble
Cole Gamble's writings on the crimes of Willy Wonka, man-eating beds, and tales from his cringe-worthy life appear at Cracked, Babble, The Daily Beast, The New Yorker, Funny Crave, Mental Floss, The Huffington Post and Salon. Find him at his site, Fun with Cole and on Facebook.
Robots Fart, Batman Meets Jesus, and Other Pearls of Parenting Wisdom
December 24, 2011 By 3 Comments
When a Halloween Costume Is Also Child Abuse
October 13, 2011 By 1 Comment
Dress your child as a genocidal dictator or an alien-birthing chicken, and people will start asking questions.
Teaching Kids to Lie (For Money)
July 30, 2011 By 2 Comments
With the future of the economy uncertain, what’s the most useful skill to teach your kids? Poker, of course.
Sh-t My Son Says
July 1, 2011 By 2 Comments
The bizzare ramblings of young boys and old men aren’t so different, after all.
11 Insanely Sexualized Children’s Products
April 14, 2011 By 23 Comments
Breastfeeding dolls, denim diapers, and a baby you can shave. Is there anything they don’t make?
Sports, Man
February 3, 2011 By 13 Comments
What does a guy do if he knows nothing about sports? Fake it, of course.
Why I Let My Son Get Snipped
January 18, 2011 By 268 Comments
Me, Dad, and the Tijuana Strip Club
January 3, 2011 By 12 Comments
A coming-of-age tale featuring beer, strippers, and a transvestite pickpocket.
A Touchy Subject
December 23, 2010 By 13 Comments
You may have an unhealthily Puritanical aversion to your body’s various parts and functions, but children don’t. Children are free and open with their bodies and have no time for your squeamishness.
“These men did not expect to live, and now they are learning how to try and live again.”
This comment is by Adam McPhee on Kile Ozier’s post, “Good Grief”.