Each president who takes over touts education as a major priority and each one proves to be blowing smoke up our collective skirt.
My Dad, My Hero
I suddenly had visions of him accepting an Oscar and thanking the biggest influence in his life: me.
Stop and Smell the Scotch
The last time you looked in the mirror, what did you see?
The Best Thing You Can Teach Your Kids
Our generation tends to overdo it when “Junior” scrapes the low end of mediocrity, and that’s a recipe for disaster as kids try and make it in the real world.
How to Name Your Kids
Parents are getting too cutesy and saddling kids with names that will haunt them forever.
Oh, My Nuts!!
With his big, bucktoothed smile, he grabbed his crotch and yelled out in hysterics, “My nuts!! Oh, my nuts!!”
Hallmark Hell
If Craig Playstead could communicate one thing to the women of the world, it would be this: men hate cards. Buy us anything else.
The Misplaced Nintendo Incident
Craig Playstead’s son couldn’t find his Nintento DS. This was a serious problem.