Is there anything more horrifying than having to urinate on an airplane and having no access to the lavatories?
About Dave Ford
Dave Ford is a San Francisco writer whose work has appeared in Spin, the San Francisco Chronicle, the San Francisco Examiner, SF Weekly, The Advocate, and a host of other periodicals. He writes the blog First of All, and is a certified yoga instructor who teaches at various venues in his home city.
Ain’t That America
August 10, 2011 By 1 Comment
Is there any better way to celebrate our great nation’s birth than to shoot off some fireworks, call the cops on yourself, and get locked in a police van?
Ketchup Crimes and Talking Chihuahuas
July 31, 2011 By 1 Comment
Is there really nothing left to steal? Nothing at all except for 21 tons of ketchup and mustard. An all-larceny Dudes in the News spectacular.
Drug-Addled Troubadours
July 21, 2011 By 1 Comment
Musicians make the wrong pharmaceutical and relationship choices in this week’s Dudes in the News.
The Catastrophe
July 14, 2011 By 2 Comments
In this week’s Dudes in the News, cocktails, cars, and alligators make a recipe for catastrophe.
The Weasel Wielding Warrior
July 7, 2011 By 2 Comments
In this week’s Dudes in the News, Dave Ford gives the Associated Press what for. What for? There’s only one way to find out.
By Horse or By Steamroller
June 25, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Dudes this week highlights some drunken, ill-advised methods of transportation.
Masked Men Ditch Donuts
June 16, 2011 By 1 Comment
This week’s Dudes reveals that burglary, like so many other things, is a skill best left to the adults.
A Pound of Coin
June 9, 2011 By 5 Comments
This week’s Dudes decodes the real worth of the right-wing all-stars, as well as the usual suspects. In pennies.
The Perils of the Pocket-Dial
June 2, 2011 By 4 Comments
More mischief from misunderstood men in this week’s Dudes in the News.
Man’s Ebbs and Floes
May 26, 2011 By 5 Comments
Summer is approaching, and this week’s “Dudes” is awash with seasonal shenanigans. Read on for stories about “kind of stupid” guys getting wet.
The Blotto Blotter
May 5, 2011 By 5 Comments
Our weekly roundup of cockeyed criminality continues, this time with extra inebriety.
How Do You Figure?
April 28, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Never formulaic—but always punctual—this week’s roundup of wacky news features stupid criminals failing to do the math.
Behold! The Pickled Penis
April 21, 2011 By 1 Comment
Practically impervious to petering out, our weekly issues of wacky news continue, this time with alliteration.
Suckin’ Quarters and Shuttling Corpses
April 14, 2011 By 8 Comments
Our weekly illustrated chronicle of wacky, dude-based news items continues, this time with a guy vacuuming quarters out of washing machines and a stinky shotgun corpse.
The 17-Toilet Protest
April 7, 2011 By 1 Comment
… and more noble, just, and otherwise unerringly virtuous acts from God’s most glorious creation: dudes.
Vocalyze
“When I was in a men’s group in 1972, I distinctly remember feeling edgy when we would hug.”
“My son and daughter keep reminding me that things are changing.” The times they are a changin’ (comment and Marco Magnani video cover of Bob Dylan song.)