About David Zucker

David E Zucker is a malnourished, though not yet technically starving writer living just outside of New York City. He was raised by Saturday morning cartoons and near-feral cats, but is otherwise a pretty sweet guy once you get to know him. His daily ramblings are posted at www.soundadoggymakes.com

Transformers as an Allegory for Transsexualism in America

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Dave Zucker stays up too late watching cartoons.

Who Am I Doing This For, Again?

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David Zucker is done with trying to look like a model.

A Mother’s Frank Discussion of Sex

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“Mommy, how are babies born?”

Men in Captivity

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“It’s like you have no penis.”

Measuring Manliness With Motorcycles

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Does a miniature motorcycle make you less of a man?