“Essentially, if a student gave me a hug, I was supposed to act like I was getting arrested. If that’s not a disgusting assumption of male guilt, I’m not sure what is.”
Penguins: Fall Down 7 Times, Get Up 8 [video]
Funny video proves that penguins clearly live by the credo, “fall down 7 times, get up 8.”
No More Chances For World Peace: Ron Artest Should Be Out
Eli Kaplan thinks Ron Artest should be banned permanently from the NBA and perhaps switch over to the WWE.
Is ‘The Bachelor’ Racist?
Eli Kaplan asserts that almost everyone he knows is prejudiced. And he knows a lot of people.
Will The Real Chris Jones Please Stand Up? Or Maybe Just Shut Up?
Sex Advice blogger Eli Kaplan bemoans Esquire’s “Ladies, You’re Not As Good As You Think”, which tells women how bad they are in bed.
Running In The Race-Relations Marathon
Eli Kaplan suggests that if we’re going to be participating in the marathon that is race-relations, we’re each going to need to run a few miles in the other’s shoes.
Has The World Of Sports Reached A New Low?
Eli Kaplan wonders why it’s okay for some minorities to be picked on more than others.
Beware The Legacy You Protect: Winning Isn’t Everything
There is a monster in this story, and it might not be who you think it is.