Evan Jacobs recalls the one that got away, and how he let her go.
About Evan Jacobs
Evan Jacobs is an aspiring writer and stand-up comedian living in New York City. Learn more at his website.
Humor Lessons From a Third-Rate Comedian
March 21, 2011 By 8 Comments
Walking embarrassment Evan Jacobs tells you everything you need to know to alienate friends and irritate people.
My Hemorrhoids Make Dating Pretty Awkward
February 28, 2011 By 13 Comments
You are about to read the most entertaining story you’ve ever read about hemorrhoids.
Chronicles of a Phone Sex Addict, Part II
January 20, 2011 By 8 Comments
In college, Evan Jacobs stole his mother’s work phone to call phone-sex party lines. His mom nearly lost her job. Evan got a shrink.
How to Date Your Ex’s Best Friend
December 23, 2010 By 19 Comments
“The only thing more attractive than a hot girl is a hot girl who has no idea she’s hot.”
Chronicles of a Phone Sex Addict, Part I
November 15, 2010 By 11 Comments
Evan Jacobs’ first love was the voice of a girl he’d never met. Thousands of dollars and hours of therapy later, he’s still coming to terms with his phone-sex addiction.
My Dad, the UFO Expert
November 8, 2010 By 8 Comments
Fourth grade isn’t exactly a walk in the park, but for Evan Jacobs, having a dad who knew a lot about space aliens was the ticket to social acceptance. It’s been mostly downhill from there.
The Prostitute Who (Almost) Saved My Relationship
November 1, 2010 By 23 Comments
A few weeks into a relationship, Evan Jacobs was obsessed. Not with his new girlfriend—with his plan to pay for sex in Amsterdam.
Protecting Your Balls
October 27, 2010 By 17 Comments
Take it from Evan Jacobs: wear compression shorts. You don’t want to go where he’s been.
“There is a push for women to be their most genuine selves, and yet now there is makeup for men!?”
This is a comment by Cameron Brown on the post “Makeup for Men? Why?”