The sky isn’t purple, and you’re not eating at Chick-fil-A to support free speech. Jerry Mahoney just wants you to tell the truth.
What if My Kids are A**holes?
Is your 2 year-old a budding Bernie Madoff? A future Cliff Claven? Jerry Mahoney comes to terms with the fact that sometimes kids are jerks.
So You Want to Be My Babysitter… 5 Things You Should Know Without Me Telling You
At-home dad Jerry Mahoney has a few guidelines for anyone who wants to babysit his kids.
Leaving Home
When Jerry Mahoney was 22 he was brave enough to move to Los Angeles and find his true self. Now, as a father, he has to find that bravery again to return back home to the East Coast.
Our Little Hit Man
Jerry Mahoney recalls the time his son pushes his twin sister off a stage, the subsequent trip to the hospital, and the lessons they learned… The grownups, at least.
6 Reasons to Consider Surrogacy
Jerry Mahoney explains what makes surrogacy a great choice for gay couples.
The Littlest Bullies: How (and When) to Discipline Other People’s Children
When you discipline someone else’s bad kid, says Jerry Mahoney, you’re doing it for your own kids. Here’s how he suggests handling difficult situations.
Confessions of a Bad Dad: 10 Reasons We Love McDonald’s
Jerry Mahoney lists 10 reasons why taking his kids to McDonald’s is important… Or maybe just not so bad.
My Son Wore a Dress
Jerry Mahoney knew the day would come that he would have to relent and allow his son to wear a dress out in public. When the day finally came, it was remarkably unremarkable.
The Birthday Party Pact
Jerry Mahoney has had enough of lavish kids’ birthday parties and parental one-ups-manship.
Confessions of a Bad Dad: My Sick Kid
Of all the roles being a dad has forced Jerry Mahoney into, the one he’s been least prepared for is “doctor.”
The Minivan Manifesto
Jerry Mahoney thinks it’s about time nature’s most maligned car got a little respect.
Washing My Hands of Germophobia
Jerry Mahoney, father of twins, faces his worst germophobic nightmare in a public restroom with both babies in tow.
‘Modern Family’ Thinks My Family Is Creepy
Jerry Mahoney felt a punch in the gut at Modern Family’s mockery of how his children were conceived.
The 5 People You Meet as a Gay Dad
Before becoming a gay dad, Jerry Mahoney was worried about what people would say. He has since realized it’s fairly predictable.