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Father/Son Bonding at 13,000 Feet
Might as well jump.
Might as well jump.
Before I Had Kids
A father’s day reflection on two decades of WTF.
A father’s day reflection on two decades of WTF.
An Open Letter to New College Graduates
Oh man you guys are in for some sh*t.
Oh man you guys are in for some shit.
Why I Recommend Divorce To Exhausted Parents
Three magical words may make you question your vows.
Three magical words may make you question your vows.
Parenting Poetry, Part Deux
Kids and fussing and so much cussing
Kids and fussing and so much cussing
Everything Hurts
With age comes wisdom and also lower back pain and medications.
With age comes wisdom and also lower back pain and medications.
The Un-Vasectomy
My coworker spills the beans on his ability to spill his beans.
My coworker spills the beans on his ability to spill his beans.
A Retrospective That Needs Bifocals: “When I Was a Kid…”
There’s nothing like having children to make you feel like a fossil.
There’s nothing like having children to make you feel like a fossil.
Sometimes I Wish I Wasn’t Funny
Staying in your lane can suck sometimes.
Staying in your lane can suck sometimes.
Is Parenting Right for You?
Probably not, but let’s check, anyway.
Probably not, but let’s check, anyway.
My Big Family Vacation Sucks
Sucks, as in “Sucking out the contents of my bank accounts”.
Sucks, as in “Sucking out the contents of my bank accounts”.
My Wife Is Starting to Out-Gift Me
The hazards of too much too soon.
The hazards of too much too soon.
How to Carve a Stupid Pumpkin In Seven Easy Steps
The year is 2083, and you're finally done carving thanks to Rodney Lacroix's priceless pumpkin tips.
The year is 2083, and you’re finally done carving thanks to Rodney Lacroix’s priceless pumpkin tips.
I Took My Daughter to a Rock Concert and All I Got was This Concussion
I can't wait for our next concert, but I'm totally wearing a helmet.
I can’t wait for our next concert, but I’m totally wearing a helmet.
Dads of Spelling Bee Champs: Can You Use Annoying in a Sentence?
Having smart kids can be a mixed blessing—especially if one of them is competing in a spelling bee…