These things don’t always work, says Mother. Where do you think your sister came from?
About Roe Wade
Roe Wade is obviously a pseudonym for a guy who is going through a midlife change and crisis. My fondest hope is that I come out the other side without hurting my family, growing a ponytail, buying a Miata and asking a woman young enough to be my daughter to marry me. Everything in this story is true.