About Steve Jaeger

Steve Jaeger grew up in suburban New York but has lived in the Washington, DC area since his teens. He is a graduate of the Culinary Institute of America in Hyde Park, NY and worked as a chef for more than thirty years. He is an avid baseball fan, history buff and never misses Curb Your Enthusiasm. He lives in Arlington, VA with three children and a cat.

25 More Reasons Why Baseball Is Still Better Than Football

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Steve Jaeger once again validates why baseball will always reign supreme.

Another 25 Reasons Why Baseball Is Better Than Football

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Yes, football fans, Steve Jaeger is still trolling you.

25 More Reasons Why Baseball Is Better Than Football

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“What playoff game?” asks Steve Jaeger.

25 Reasons Why Baseball Is Better Than Football

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Is Steve Jaeger trolling the NFL? Yeah, yeah he is.

How I Learned to Quit Hitch Hiking

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You never know when two escaped convicts are gonna pick you up and try to teach you a lesson.

Buying Tampons Ain’t Easy

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Under pressure, Steve Jaeger quickly realizes that tampons and popcorn are not the same.

How My Childhood Heroes Led Me to A Life Of Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll

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All hail Marx and Lennon!

The Worst Job I’ve Ever Had

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After his boss asked him to cook up some road kill, Steve Jaeger realized he was in hell.

Chained to a Madman: Charged With Grand Larceny at 19

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Eventually Steve Jaeger got himself on the right path, but not before he was shackled to a deranged prisoner who thought there was a witch inside of him.

My Ex-Wife’s Wedding: Best. Wedding. Ever.

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After a marriage fraught with difficulties, Steve Jaeger finds the wedding of his ex-wife to be a day of joy.

The Great Thundering Water of The Gods

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Steve Jaeger can’t get his children near their mythic dishwasher.

A Man’s Guide to Childbirth

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While supporting the mother of your child during pregnancy and childbirth, Steve Jaeger writes, don’t forget to be patient and just get out of the way.

A Day in the Life of a Single Father

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From breakfast to bed, take a walk in Steve Jaeger’s shoes.