About William Lucas Walker

William Lucas Walker is an Emmy Award-winning writer and producer whose television credits include Frasier, Will & Grace and Roseanne. He co-created the critically-acclaimed Showtime comedy The Chris Isaak Show. He and his husband Kelly are the parents of Elizabeth and James, born in 2001 and 2005. The children were gratified by the legal marriage of their parents in 2008, an event that rescued them from a life of ruinous bastardry.
Spilled Milk follows WLW's adventures in Daddyland. It is the first recurring humor column by an LGBT parent to appear in a mainstream national publication. Spilled Milk has been regularly promoted to Featured Blog status on HuffPo's front page, as well as in the Politics, Comedy, Parenting, Huff/Post50 and Gay Voices sections. New columns are published monthly.
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My Daughter Contracted Instagram, And Boy Is It Contagious

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William Lucas Walker finds a way to immunize his daughter against the virus’s negative effects.

Why Julie Andrews Is Better Than Ritalin

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Does William Lucas Walker have ADD, or is this just fatherhood?

When Dads Cheat

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Never open your mouth during a Flour War. And never, ever, cheat at Capture the Flag. William Lucas Walker learns some hard lessons at father-son camp.

The Man Who Loves Minivans. And the Veterans Who Needed One.

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Proud minivan driver William Lucas Walker tips his hat at an organization that is helping veterans with the Toyota Sienna they won in the 100 Cars for Good campaign.

Where I’ll Be Spending the Government Shutdown

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With the US Federal Government down, William Lucas Walker needs to find a happy place. Behold: the 99¢ store.

Dads and Bras

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William Lucas Walker goes bra shopping for his daughter. Hilarity ensues.

In Case of Inferno, Evacuate

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How do you face a wildfire? In William Lucas Walker’s case, with grace and a brownie recipe.

I’m a Terrible, Awful Parent

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Does our childish behavior make us bad parents? William Lucas Walker shares a snapshot of his own experience.

5 Ways Gay Marriage Is Wrecking America (and Causing Global Warming)

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William Lucas Walker was disappointed that attorney Charles Cooper couldn’t come up with a single adverse consequence to gay marriage. So he decided to help with a list of five.

Dad Overhears Son’s Plans to Come Out, Writes Loving Note

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William Lucas Walker comments on a breathtaking moment of love and acceptance between father and son.

It’s No Name-Calling Week… You Moron

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William Lucas Walker recounts the cruelties he grew up with, and how he’s working to make sure his kids don’t have to do the same.

Brokeback Bethlehem

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When you’re a parent, a Christmas miracle isn’t something you pray for—it’s something you pray you never need.

The Komeuppance of Karma Karl

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“And speeking of rude I think for doing such a bad thing I think you shoudn’t be married. Ya that’s what feels like to be yeld that sentince right in your face.”

The Wedding Cake Topper

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Bill and Kelly’s community made sure their family enjoyed every benefit of marriage, starting with a wedding.

Strangers on a Train

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William Lucas Walker talks about how four strangers on a train are changing grandparenting.

It’s Hard Out Here For a Pimp

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William Lucas Walker was offered a free Club Med vacation… would you say no to that?