Does William Lucas Walker have ADD, or is this just fatherhood?
William Lucas Walker is an Emmy Award-winning writer and producer whose television credits include Frasier, Will & Grace and Roseanne. He co-created the critically-acclaimed Showtime comedy The Chris Isaak Show. He and his husband Kelly are the parents of Elizabeth and James, born in 2001 and 2005. The children were gratified by the legal marriage of their parents in 2008, an event that rescued them from a life of ruinous bastardry.
Spilled Milk follows WLW's adventures in Daddyland. It is the first recurring humor column by an LGBT parent to appear in a mainstream national publication. Spilled Milk has been regularly promoted to Featured Blog status on HuffPo's front page, as well as in the Politics, Comedy, Parenting, Huff/Post50 and Gay Voices sections. New columns are published monthly.
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Never open your mouth during a Flour War. And never, ever, cheat at Capture the Flag. William Lucas Walker learns some hard lessons at father-son camp.
Proud minivan driver William Lucas Walker tips his hat at an organization that is helping veterans with the Toyota Sienna they won in the 100 Cars for Good campaign.
With the US Federal Government down, William Lucas Walker needs to find a happy place. Behold: the 99¢ store.
Does our childish behavior make us bad parents? William Lucas Walker shares a snapshot of his own experience.
William Lucas Walker was disappointed that attorney Charles Cooper couldn’t come up with a single adverse consequence to gay marriage. So he decided to help with a list of five.
William Lucas Walker comments on a breathtaking moment of love and acceptance between father and son.
William Lucas Walker recounts the cruelties he grew up with, and how he’s working to make sure his kids don’t have to do the same.
When you’re a parent, a Christmas miracle isn’t something you pray for—it’s something you pray you never need.
“And speeking of rude I think for doing such a bad thing I think you shoudn’t be married. Ya that’s what feels like to be yeld that sentince right in your face.”
Bill and Kelly’s community made sure their family enjoyed every benefit of marriage, starting with a wedding.
A Jennifer Love Hewitt show, Jackie Kennedy, and the right night in the wrong bar. William Lucas Walker talks about prostitution and parenting as only he can.
The world is surprised by two Georgia cops who changed a baby’s diaper. Why? Lynn Beisner investigates.
Two Cort Ruddys debate his/their feelings on Disney’s recent smash.
An article about a string of accidents leads the Ethics Editor to some disturbing questions.
Killing a man in the United States is faster and easier than ordering fast food at a drive-thru.
James Michael Sama admits that if he’d only been looking for the physical, he wouldn’t have found real, lasting love.
Ben Martin needed the rudest wake up call imaginable to learn to take responsibility for his actions in life and in his marriage.
When Nanine Iengo’s six year old son called his teacher, ‘sexy’, she knew that it was time to talk to him about the importance of words.
They cut the cord and he howled.
Being a dad in the 21st century isn’t easy. That’s why I like a program that makes saving for college a little less difficult.
Not everyone needs a full-time security force for their protection, but Dropcam is an affordable way to instantly secure some sweet peace o’mind.
Think guys aren’t romantic? Give these 35 songs by men a listen and change your mind.
Dr. Kelly Flanagan’s heart sank as he considered what would someday happen to his daughter in the make-up aisle.
Catherine O’Kane has been hurt and frustrated by some of her husband’s choices. But in her eyes, his strengths far outweigh his failures.
Dressed in Yoga Pants, he’s experiencing what it feels to have guys staring at his butt.
Guaranteed to be domesticated and not spray you with whatever they have stored in some sack they have hidden somewhere in their butt region.
Are We Not Men (and Women)?–Apparently Not? Cadillac’s Ad Polarizes