Edinson Volquez perfectly fits the mold of the modern user.
About Will Trueheart
Will Trueheart grew up outside Boston and helped the Red Sox win a World Series title by developing borderline OCD and maintaining an absurdly strict game-watching ritual for a couple of weeks in October 2004. After this, he decided he had accomplished all he could in New England and moved out West to attend Stanford University. A year after his graduation, Will has been unable to pry himself from California despite repeated pleas from the Red Sox front office for him to return.
All-Steroids Team: John Rocker
March 2, 2011 By 3 Comments
We don’t know why Rocker eventually fell apart, but we do know that we need a lefty out of the bullpen.
All-Steroids Team: Eric Gagne
February 24, 2011 By 5 Comments
After Eric Gagne was released in spring training last year, he took the last career option he had: closer for our All-Steroids team.
All-Steroids Team: Ken Caminiti
February 23, 2011 By 6 Comments
This All-Steroids team needs a clubhouse leader with some backbone, and Ken Caminiti is our man.
All-Steroids Team: Rich Aurilia
February 16, 2011 By 8 Comments
At the very least, this team needs somebody with Barry Bonds’ number on speed dial.
All-Steroids Team: Jay Bell
February 15, 2011 By 4 Comments
Was Jay Bell juicing? We present the case. You decide.
All-Steroids Team: Todd Hundley
February 11, 2011 By 14 Comments
What happens when when you suddenly have two career seasons and then immediately fade back into oblivion? You make the All-Steroids team.
Vocalyze
“I spent years in confusion that led me to ask awkward even wholly inappropriate questions at the wrong moments…”
This is a comment by James on the post “What Happens When We Don’t Teach Our Boys About Sex”.