Rubber Duckies, You’re the Ones: How to Freak People Out in 178 Easy Steps

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JJ Vincent has a thing for rubber duckies. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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Licking Things: A History

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Lawrence Benner offers a handy pocket history for those who, like himself, often find themselves with their tongues out, wondering “What’s next?”

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Comedians You Should Know: Kyle Kinane


GMP Humor Editor Omar Shaukat takes a look at Kyle Kinane’s unrelenting vulnerability on stage

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Scratching the Surface

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Diana Palka, the Good Men Project’s new Associate Editor for Education, Humor & Gender, takes a stab at what it means to “join the conversation” regardless of your credentials.

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Is The Good Men Project Really the Best Place to Shop Hot Russian Women?

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Kenny Bodanis imagines what it would be like to contact the company in charge.

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22 Uses For Your Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dresses


When Kevin Cotter’s ex-wife left, she told him he could do whatever he wanted to with her wedding dress… She probably wasn’t expecting this.

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8 Alternative Uses For a Penis Cake Pan


A website that sells penis cake pans for bachelorette parties is trying to market their pans for uses other than bachelorette parties. Too bad all these cakes still look like male genitalia.

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Hard to Concentrate


A man goes for some financial consultation and receives a friendly gesture from a French Mastiff.

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My Love Affair With a 1977 Fiat X1/9


Sure it broke a lot, but John Tinseth couldn’t help but fall in love over and over again.

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Hoarder? I Don’t Even Know Her


Jeff Nishball admits to a dirty (and cluttered) little secret…

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7 Men’s Fashion Tips From Despotic Dictators


Tips on dressing to get ahead in the workplace, from the men who did it their way.

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Ten Wicked Idioms That I Love


Without letting the cat out of the bag: Carl Pettit loves idioms suggesting the torture of house cats.

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Cats are Evil and I Hate Them

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When Jeremy Feist moved in with his partner, he knew he’d have to get used to living with a cat. He just didn’t realize that cats were truly this terrible.

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Toilet Scribes


If you must write on the bathroom stall wall, make it good.

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Confession Time: I Called a Phone Psychic

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Jamie Reidy undergoes a psychic reading on the phone and writes about it—as predicted.

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Will You Still Like Me If Your Pet and Baby Don’t?


Rodney Uhler questions his capacity for compassion.

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