7 Men’s Fashion Tips From Despotic Dictators


Tips on dressing to get ahead in the workplace, from the men who did it their way.

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Ten Wicked Idioms That I Love


Without letting the cat out of the bag: Carl Pettit loves idioms suggesting the torture of house cats.

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Cats are Evil and I Hate Them

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When Jeremy Feist moved in with his partner, he knew he’d have to get used to living with a cat. He just didn’t realize that cats were truly this terrible.

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Toilet Scribes


If you must write on the bathroom stall wall, make it good.

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Confession Time: I Called a Phone Psychic

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Jamie Reidy undergoes a psychic reading on the phone and writes about it—as predicted.

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Will You Still Like Me If Your Pet and Baby Don’t?


Rodney Uhler questions his capacity for compassion.

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Men Have Multiple Brains


Gint Aras makes a curious discovery while eating nuts.

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The Gay Look


Being a gay man has everything to do with being a masculine man.

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Six Creepy Assumptions In “Five Things Men Do To Ruin Their Own Sex Lives”


Noah Brand responds, point by point, to a recent Cracked article that provides relationship advice for some kind of disturbing alternate world.

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You Never Know: Alone with Sandy


Sean Carney knows how to dress for emergencies.

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Time for a Speak-Out

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Mark Sherman says it’s time for men to stop feigning shock and outrage when a famous man is accused of adultery—and even take the next bold step.

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A LOLcat Perspective on Purr-nography

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Marcat LOLliams iz in ur porn stash, hazzing opinions, taking catnaps, and chasing shiny spots.

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The Let’s Dad! Great Gift Guide #1


September is the most common birth month. Count back nine months and it’s Christmas. In the giving spirit, here are some gift ideas for newborns.

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The Answer to Your Question Is: “‘Cause No-One Gives a S**t.”


When in doubt, writes Kenny Bodanis, divide the world into two groups: Those who don’t give a s**t about you, and those who do.

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Stay and Play: A Guide to Etiquette


You can’t just dump your kids off and start drinking. What do you think this is, the Chuck E. Cheese?

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Food Is Love


From Grandma’s chicken and dumplings to a dish best served cold, Greg White recalls the meals most strongly associated with the people he has loved most.

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