That’s Jack in all his glory. He’s someone I look up to and I’m appreciative of his straight forward answers. “With a keyboard and a computer,” might seem like he put no thought into it but I know he did. I also know he answered the question exactly as I asked it and I should have known better than to ask a smart ass a question like that.
I’d want Superman on the job. People look down on Superman because he’s so goody-goody. But he’s super strong and nearly invincible.
Father Muskrat is my latest Rad Dad. He talks about pissing on the IRS, lotion in the basket a la Silence of the Lambs and more.
Dads are nothing if not pragmatic. Any time a new asks me for advice, I tell them two things: sleep when the baby sleeps, and protect your nuts because as soon as they’re able, toddlers will do their best to kick and punch you in the junk.
Don’t get in line with 25 and pretend you can’t count… The phrase “GRAND RE-OPENING” has always bothered me. A local grocery store currently has a sign out front announcing theirs and every time I pull into the parking lot I ask myself, “How can it be a re-opening if they never [...]