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  1. I’ve always wondered when, where, and how the average number of 5-6 inch were taken or measured. So thanks for the link :-)

  2. Oh note that I have long fingers, what was called a “piano-playing hand” (and it types reasonably fast, too). Has nothing to do with penis size.

    I’ve been told it was pretty long at birth for a newborn. Seems it barely grew since then.

  3. Tamen: Thanks for the source. I wasn’t disputing that its not true, just that it sounds weird to me. Oh well, from now on I’m going to tell anyone that tells me their/their boyfriend’s penis is 8″ long that its probably not.

  4. “…as I presume neither you nor your girlfriends whip out a ruler or measure tape every encounter.”

    Well, I measure against the length of my hand, because THAT doesn’t change. (The ruler comes later, when things calm down.) >_>

  5. Stephanie: The more appropriate answer would probably be: “I don’t really care about his size, unless you’re trying to invite me to a threesome – then it may be relevant.” :)

    Seriously, if someone feels the need to assert the size of their boyfriend’s penis they probably have some investment in their claim and a challenge would likely not be well received – especially since a man’s sexual prowess is so tied up with his penis size by the culture at large – it will probably be interpreted as a slight against her boyfriend and evoke a need to defend him.

    (Unless they responds to a direct question from you and then I’d have to say that asking for that threesome directly would be a better idea – why else would that info be of interest to you? :) )

    I’ve seen fist-fights evolve from a challenge to back up penis size claims so be warned :)

    Pteryxx: Oh, you wily women :)
    but seriously, why are the measurements if his size interesting to you (rather than or in addition to the actual feel)? Is it for bragging rights to friends or something else?

    A friend of mine always estimated the cup size (or checked the bra’s) of his sex-partners – he was a “breast man” and very much of the opinion that bigger were better. But I don’t really understand why it was important for him to know that a certain partner was a double D rather than an E (I won’t bother to translate those cup sizes to US sizes). Women who found out that he had this mental list were often creeped out and I must admit I feel similar about the need to quantify one’s partners penis size in inches or centimeters.

  6. Of course in porn most guys are also circumcised leading to the myth that the penis guys are born with is gross!

  7. “Pteryxx:
    but seriously, why are the measurements if his size interesting to you (rather than or in addition to the actual feel)? Is it for bragging rights to friends or something else?”

    Well, I happen to LIKE penises, and I was curious. It also explained some of the difficulties with anal at the time. (as in, too damn big… I worked my way up but it took most of a year.) Knowing the numbers is sometimes useful in discussing the technical aspects, for instance when someone says “Is this supposed to hurt?” though the more I learn, the less relevant it becomes. But when a discussion turns to “how big is too big” it’s kind of handy to have a bench mark. Oh, and it’s good to know accurate sizing for toy shopping.

    IMHO, there’s no point bragging if it’s just trying to put other folks down, or rank them according to who has a few centimeters on whom. I’m not sure it’s “bragging” when a bunch of guys are comparing notes about their favorite tricks and positions with each others’ equipment; it’s just another factor to take into account. (I like to say big’s good for anal, small’s good for oral, for instance.) Though gay guys seem at least as likely to be obsessed about size as the straight ones are – it’s usually women saying size is overrated.

    As regards your friend the “breast man”… the way I see it, wanting to know the statistics on your partner’s bits CAN just be part of getting familiar with them and enjoying the parts under consideration. It’s the “bigger is better” part that pushes it into creepy land. They’re not batting averages, sheesh.

    “Oh, you wily women…”

    *snrk*

  8. JohnSmith says:

    Sadly the schlong gallery seems to have expired.

  9. Oh thank goodness, erectionphotos.com is back up. Turns out this has been one of our most popular posts, thank you search terms…

    I hope a lot more guys can get a look at the real-penises gallery on there and understand that “normal” covers a wide range.

  10. I definitely was heartened by seeing this.

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