No, You're Not Crazy, You're Just Young

In response to unwanted loitering by young people, a neighborhood installs a device that emits an unpleasant sound that only they can hear.

The human dog whistle has finally arrived. Meet the Mosquito. It’s a device that emits a high-pitched, screeching noise only younger ears can hear.

Theresa Vargas at the Washington Post reports that the Mosquito was recently installed near Chinatown in D.C. The device, which costs $1,000, sends out an ear-bleeding sound at a frequency of 17.5 kiloherts, the upper level of hearing for 13- to 25-year-olds.

It was installed as a means to stop teenagers from loitering. If you happen to be a younger adult who just happens to want to shop in the area guarded by the Mosquito, you’ve got a decision to make. What do you value more, your hearing or your fashion sense? It’s a painful choice, and one I’m glad I’ll never have to make—unless I move to D.C. and decide to go to Chinatown, where I’ll then fall right into the target demographic.

The device also has a bum-protector mode, where the frequency can be adjusted to ward off vagabonds. I’m not so sure that homeless people have a specialized hearing level, but I think it’s safe to say the Mosquito just might cause a few problems. Is the thing even constitutional? We’ll keep an eye on the story.

—Ryan O’Hanlon

Comments

  1. Tom Forrister says:

    OUCH I can hear it on the video! Cruel but effective. Let’s hope they don’t install these elsewhere.

  2. Bella says:

    Over-the-hill at 40, yes… hearing shot, no. I heard that just fine once the laundry machine stopped.

  3. Daddy Files says:

    They installed this years ago on Cape Cod at a coffee shop called The Chocolate Sparrow. I think it’s crap.

  4. Garrett says:

    They installed one of these outside the bus terminal in Atlantic City. I am now 24 and can still hear this tone. I personally think if a town has any type of noise ordinance, then these devices are illegal.

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