How to Talk to Your Children About Gay Parents, By a Gay Parent

Jerry Mahoney offers a list of techniques to teach children about accepting different types of families.

Originally appeared at Mommy Man, Adventures of a Gay Superdad

Imagine you’re at the train station, taking your kids into the city to see the Lion King. A man steps off the 6:16 from Grand Central, and two toddlers run up to him shouting, “Daddy! Daddy!” He gives out two hugs and about a thousand kisses and tells them how much he missed them while he was at work. You’ve witnessed scenes like this many times, but as always, your heart melts. Then the dad stands up, walks a little further down the platform and kisses… another man.

Well, that’s different.

“How was your day?” the first guy asks, and the other one starts talking about who got time outs, why the kids have maple syrup in their hair and who flushed what down the toilet right before they left.

OK, back to normal.

You’ve probably done the math by now — Look! Gay dads! — but there’s a decent chance you’ll feel a tug on your leg, and your kid will look up at you and ask, “Yo, what’s the deal there?”

This is the story of my life. I am a gay dad, and I confuse children.

I’m sure it happens more than I realize – at the supermarket, at the park, at MyGym. Just by acting like any other parents, my partner Drew and I are inadvertently sparking countless conversations that start with, “Where’s their Mommy?”

You’re free to handle that question however you want, of course. But if you don’t know where to begin, allow me to help.

You see, when Drew and I decided to have kids, we knew that the gay dad job description would include explaining our family to the world for the rest of our lives. That’s one of the reasons I started this blog.

It’s also why I am kindly providing you, the sympathetic straight parent, with some guidelines. (Unsympathetic straight parents are free to ignore my suggestions, in which case, I’ll enjoy watching them squirm.) Obviously, what you say will depend on how old your kids are and how much exposure they’ve had to gay people previously, but in a broader sense, these suggestions should apply to anyone.

I’m not a child psychologist, just a gay dad who’s thought a lot about the issue and who has a big stake in it. After all, I don’t want your kids coming up to my kids one day and telling them they’re weird for not having a mommy.

If you don’t want that either, here are a few things to keep in mind:

1. Use the word “gay”.

Everyone’s concentrating on taking the negative connotation away from the word “gay”, but at the same time, let’s not forget to encourage the positive. We don’t want “gay” to be a curse, so go ahead and teach it to your kids. That’s how we’ll really take the sting out of the word.

“Oh, Uncle Doug and Uncle Max? They’re gay.” “Aunt Vera and Aunt Debbie aren’t sisters, honey.  They’re lesbians.” “Well, statistics suggest at least 3 of the Smurfs must be gay.” Don’t make a big deal about it. Just say it. If your kids hear some jerk at school sneering, “That’s so gay!”, their response will be, “Yeah? So what? So are Uncle Max and, most likely, Brainy.”

You could also use the word “queer”, I guess, but then your kids and I will just think you’re a pretentious dweeb.

2. You don’t have to pretend half the world is gay. 

Don’t play down the fact that your kids may have witnessed something unfamiliar.  “Geez, Madison.  They have two daddies, what’s the biggie?”  It’s natural for poor little Madison to be confused, so give her a damn break.

Kids are probably going to assume all families have one mommy and one daddy, because that’s all most of them see. Be honest, and use words like “most” and “some”. “Most families have a mommy and a daddy… but some have two mommies or two daddies.” As long as you don’t attach a value judgment to that statement, it really is no biggie.

Some kids might say something like, “That’s weird”, or they’ll think you’re playing a joke on them. That should just be a reminder of why you’re having this conversation. Get to your kid before ignorance does. If you’re honest with them, they’ll get it. Explain that gay families are less common than the usual mommy/daddy family, but they’re every bit as valid. “It’s not weird, it’s just different than our family.”

3. Get your mind out of the gutter.

It seems silly that I even have to say this, but when some people think about homosexuality and kids, they imagine that you’re suggesting they graphically describe intercourse to kindergarteners. Um, no. All you should be doing is answering the questions they’re asking, and save the rest for junior high health class. If they wonder why Owen has two daddies, it’s because “His daddies are in love”… or because “Some men love other men.” Hopefully, you’ve taught your kids to understand what love is, so no further explanation should be required.

And do use the word “love”. That’s what we’re talking about here. You don’t need to say “attracted to” or “some boys like boys”. “Like” is how they feel about each other. A kid might think, “Well, I like boys. I guess I’m gay.” Compare it to your own relationship (assuming you have a good relationship). “You know the way Mommy and I love each other? That’s how their daddies (or mommies) feel about each other.” And if your kid says, “Yuck!” it’s probably because they feel the same way about you and your wife. That’s progress.

4. Don’t make it about your kid — yet.

Understanding gay parents is a big enough topic of discussion, and your kid probably won’t be prompted to wonder about their own sexuality at this point. You don’t need to say, “You might marry a man someday yourself, Junior!” While it’s great to plant the seeds of acceptance early, you’ll probably just end up confusing them more. Your kids have plenty of time to figure their own feelings out, and when the time comes, make sure you let them know that you love them no matter what. But no, they can’t marry Brainy Smurf.

5. If your kid does ask you to speculate, you can tell them they’ll “probably” be straight.

Again, only if your kid expresses some curiosity should you even broach the subject. But if they’re wondering, “Who will I marry someday?”, feel free to tell them, “You’ll probably marry someone of the opposite sex, but I’ll accept you either way.” Of course, if you’re like the mom from the amazing blog Raising My Rainbow, your “probably” might lean the other way. Just take your cues from your kid.

6. Remember the magic phrase, “Everyone ends up with the right parents for them.” 

It’s possible your kids will ask something like, “But doesn’t everyone need a mommy?” Even kids who don’t know exactly where babies come from understand that women are the ones who get pregnant and give birth. When that’s all you know, then two daddies just don’t add up.

Again, don’t go into any more detail than you need to. Remind your kid that while it’s a woman who gives birth to a baby, your Mommy(-ies) and/or Daddy(-ies) are the one(s) who raise you. If two men want to start a family together, then yes, they’ll need help from a woman. But that woman is not the mommy. It’s no different than how you’d explain adoption by a straight couple. “The Strattons flew to Beijing and brought little Daisy home. Now they’re her Mommy and Daddy.” Assure your children that the kids are in good hands, and that everyone ends up with the right parents for them.

7. Most importantly, just talk to your kids.

Your kids are bound to see a gay family sooner or later, even if it’s just Mitchell & Cameron on Modern Family. So if they come to you with questions, it’s really important that you don’t get weird about it. Don’t change the subject, don’t tell them they’re too young to understand and definitely don’t lie and say that the mommy is home doing dishes or off fighting in Afghanistan. Otherwise the message you’re sending is that there’s a reason to be uncomfortable around gay families. The same goes for all kinds of families, whether they have two moms, two dads, a single mom, a single dad, foster parents or if they’re being raised by wolves – just explain that that’s a different kind of family and gee, isn’t it nice that everyone’s a little different.

… which leads me to a big secret.

You see, there is a gay agenda. It’s true.

What most people don’t realize is that the gay agenda isn’t “everybody should be gay”. It’s “everybody should be themselves.”

Be a nerd, be a Yanni fan, be a real housewife of your particular geographic region. Whatever. It’s all part of the same cause, and it’s a great message to teach your kids.

I shouldn’t have to say this in 2012, but for anyone who’s still wondering, NO, I don’t want to make your kids gay. I just want to live my life with a sense of mutual respect for everyone else on this planet. If you want the same thing, then let your kids learn by your example. Show them that nontraditional families are nothing to be afraid of.

Teaching your kids to be accepting of gay people and gay families is a great way to teach them acceptance in a broader sense—and to teach them the ultimate lesson: to be accepting of themselves.

I know some people think differently, but that’s what I call family values.


Lead image of two dads with kids and pet courtesy of Shutterstock.

About Jerry Mahoney

Jerry Mahoney is a stay-home gay dad, writer, sporadic tweeter and a frequent Bowser in Mario Kart. This piece probably appeared originally on his blog, Mommy Man. Jerry is also the author of Mommy Man: How I Went From Mild-Mannered Geek to Gay Superdad, which will be available in May from Taylor Trade Publishing.


  1. Jean Johnson says:

    Jerry, wow. Wow in the best possible way. As a conservative who used to be a liberal (lol don’t judge), I’m not thrown by gay families, but some of the attitudes I run into (surprisingly not as many as you may think!) are…stressful. I realize that grinding my teeth and baring my fangs isn’t the way to promote healthy change, or help ease fears/discomforts that were imprinted on folks decade ago, so I usually manage to avoid those. I’ve bookmarked your article, and will share it when (not if) the subject comes up with friends, because it’s one of the best articles I’ve ever read.
    You exude common sense, but more importantly…you’re a Dad. I don’t read “gay Dad”…just Dad. And while you don’t hide it, you simply work this magic with your writing that I think, will allow others to see the words “gay Dad” and think…Dad. The more some folks can realize how much they have in common with you, the less they act like…well, like jerks, because of the differences. Bravo, sir…bravo.

  2. BeckyDaTechie says:

    Dear Jerry,

    While I realize your focus here is narrow and you’re trying to make life easier for a lot of people all in a lump, I want to take a second to ask you about item #6 and what it might say in a different context.

    For example, your kid comes to you in a couple years after having been told “Everyone ends up with the right parents for them,” because zie is concerned about Madison from school. Madison says her dad comes to her room at night and does weird stuff under her clothes and sometimes it hurts. So, how is that the right daddy for her, when daddies aren’t supposed to hurt their kids?

    I like what #6 aims at, but as a survivor of child abuse, the hardest thing I’ve had to teach myself is that it Wasn’t my fault and I Didn’t deserve it. I feel like that particular answer, in a different context, feeds into victim blaming/shaming unintentionally. Maybe there’s a better way to get the same point across?

    Keep being a great dad. The world needs more of those. Thanks!

  3. I’m not a parent, but I loved this article! I did wonder though about telling kids that everyone gets the right parents for them. What about kids who are abused at home? To a growing brain it might seem like, Well, X deserves those things that happen to her/him because s/he has the ‘right’ parents. Or maybe I’m making too big a deal? Anyway, thanks again for a great piece of writing.

  4. Randy Strauss says:

    Thanks for the reality check, Jerry.
    You wrote, “I just want to live my life with a sense of mutual respect for everyone else on this planet.” I hope I can raise my daughter to do the same.
    My daughter is only going on three years old. Questions about where babies come from are not so far off.
    My son attended daycare with a daughter of two physicians. Her parents had provided her with very explicit information regarding sex and procreation. So, when the subject came up, she explained what she was told in graphic detail to the entire class. That night, while sitting at the dinner table with my son, he announced that he knew where babies came from and I tried not to seem uncomfortable while listening to my four year old son relate a fairly accurate description of intercourse, conception, gestation, labor and childbirth.
    I have that conversation covered without resorting to the stork myth for my daughter. I think. I hope that the conversation about different families and two dads or two moms and who’s caring for whom is a bit farther off. If it’s not, at least I have your article as a starting point.

  5. Alyssa Royse says:

    As one with a gay dad, who’s married to someone with a gay mom, and is raising two little girls with a lesbian couple (yes, really) I LOVE THIS. THANK YOU. Gay parents are just parents. And I happen to think that focusing on the awesomeness of parenting is a great way to drive home the point that love is love. Family is family. Love it.

  6. wellokaythen says:

    Troll that I am, I kept waiting for the part where I get to say you’re totally off-base, but it never came. It all sounds perfectly reasonable and commonsensical and healthy to me. I was happily thwarted. Good stuff.

    Another bit of advice for #2: you are not obligated to tell your 4 year old right then and there about your own sexual experimentation in college…..

    One question you didn’t get to cover but that might come up: what if your kid says something about how so-and-so says that being gay is wrong or evil? How would you address the issue of homophobia?

  7. This is a really great article, and I appreciate the message.

    I had honestly never heard the phrase “everyone ends up with the right parents for them” before, but I think it’s brilliant, and could apply in many situations: helping children to understand adoption really comes to mind.

    Thank you for sharing this.

  8. Joanna Schroeder says:

    I LOVE THIS!!! The doodles are the best.

  9. Mary Conway says:

    Great Great Great Great Great Great Article!!!!

    • Eileen Small says:

      wouldn’t squirm, nor would I follow the gentleman’s advice. I’d simply explain tat there were two homosexuals and we should pray for tem.


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