In a world so lost, Internet cats will never let you down. Here’s 10 reasons to love them.
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- You’ll never see them destroy their city because they love every cat and every cat loves them.
- They’ll never force you to buy healthcare insurance, and if you can’t afford it, they don’t practice extortion.
- Internet cats don’t care about gay marriage. They do care about getting that red pointer dot. They care about that very deeply.
- You won’t catch them glorifying the challenges of their species: the homeless alley cats, the mentally ill, troubled, or disabled cats. They even love their brethen hooked on catnip. No questions.
- Internet cats aim to get fat and happy. They know no body shame.
- Their intrinsic knowledge of yoga and willingness to teach poses.
- Internet cats love taking selfies and have no qualms about making a funny face. In fact, it’s one of their goals.
- They disagree with all wars and strife because it messes with their mellow vibe, man.
- They make mistakes, have no regrets, or anxiety and are always willing to try to sit in any size box.
- It can’t hurt kissing up to the Gods of the Internet.
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Photo: Flickr/Moyan Brenn