You’re going to need to know this stuff before you’re someone’s old man.
Originally appeared on BuzzFeed
1. You will become the go-to person for dealing with all of the nasty stuff in your home.
2. You will act silly with your kids in a way you would never act in front of any other human being.
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3. When you take your kid to a sporting event, you will spend no less than 40% of your time acquiring snacks and souvenirs for them.
That is when you’re not taking them to the bathroom.
4. You will turn into your dad.
“Do I look like I’m made out of money?”
5. When you’re out and about with your kid — but not your partner — someone will probably ask if you’re “babysitting.”
6. You will revel in potty humor in a way you haven’t since you were a kid yourself.
A sentence you WILL say: “Hey, kiddo, pull my finger.”
7. Lastly, no matter how hard you were before kids, you will forever have a soft spot once you’re a dad.
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