A mother of a six year old with sleep issues asks ‘Dear Dad’ for advice.
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Dear Dad,
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You should then, with ninja-like mobility, contort your body as needed to back out of the room without creaking a floor board or so much as making a sound, and return to the haven of your warm and cozy bed, even if only for another hour or two.
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