Spam
or
Spam?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!
From tomorrow onward you face one of two potential nightmare situations. In the first, you will find yourself constantly inundated with unavoidable spam messaging wherever you go online. No matter what precautions you take, what filters or outside software you use, you will see 100 pieces of spam for every 1 legitimate piece of communication you receive–be it email, comment, tweet, like, etc.
In the second, you will be required to eat Spam–the food product–as part of every single meal for the rest of your life. It will be the only form of protein you’re allowed to consume. You will not be allowed to prepare it any other way than heated straight out of the can.
So, spam or Spam?
WHICH ONE DO YOU CHOOSE?
Well, I don’t eat pork in any form but I think I would still choose SPAM that you eat.