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Corporate Shill
These guys symbolize everything that’s wrong with running onto a field and ruining a game for 30,000-plus people. Streaking was supposed to be about sticking it to the man. It was about telling the establishment to screw off. It was the exact opposite of commercialism.
Now, there are guys who streak for money, painting company logos on their butts and running around for a few dollars. Just last October, Juan Rodriguez streaked in front of President Obama after being offered a reported $1 million by Battlecam.com founder Alki David. Rodriguez never actually saw the money (David paid him $130,000 for not fully completing the task), but it’s the intent that matters. Or something like that.
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Loose Screw
Sometimes a streaker—we’re using the term loosely here—takes it a few thousand steps too far, and he wanders onto the court with a knife in his hand, leading to an arena-wide evacuation and a standoff with police. He will then promptly be shot with a battery of rubber bullets and everything will be OK.
Loose screws generally only appear during meaningless, late-regular season games when an overweight quasi-star is returning to play against a former team that never really cared for him in the first place.
There is only 1 true profesional in the art of streaking and that is myself. I never disrupt events and always plan on the best way to entertain EVERYBODY in the stadium or wherever i perform. I am THE MASTER!
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Dude you just keep getting better. NOW you are really talking my language. I mean I can’t tell you how hard I have had to hold myself back from the urge to undress and go for it. Wife and kids are probably the only thing that kept my shorts on. I will say in a related matter, I was at the final last year against the Lakers. I was sitting on the floor (I know, I know I am a dork not a REAL fan but hey). Kobe was warming up about a foot from me. And then stood there… Read more »
Juan was paid 130 000 USD in total even though he failed to complete the mission.
Please make the correction.
Juan was not paid 130,000 USD nor was anything else you have said been true. Battlecam has been given a bad name because of you Alki David. you claimed to have paid this man so many numerous amounts yet never produced any proof of such. He did not fail, your just a cheap rich guy.
Pay the man his million and maybe you might regain my respect.