Peeing and shaving are harder than you might think.
Originally appeared at BuzzFeed
1. Going into a public toilet and having to use a urinal that is inbetween two other people.
2.Talking to a friend but then realising you’re both walking towards the toilet so before you know it you’re talking whilst holding your respective penises.
3. When your voice cracks like a 12-year-old boy.
4. Missing a patch when shaving.
5. Or just not being able to grow a beard in the first place.
6. Shaving, and then looking in the mirror to see a teenager looking back at you.
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7. And finally, getting hit in the testicles.
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If this post is humor, it misses the mark; if serious, it is pathetic because it just reinforces all the stereotypes about men that GMP is attempting to shatter. I thought GMP was about having the “conversation that no one else is having,” but this post is exactly the conversations / anxieties that, unfortunately, too many men are really HAVING: e.g: white men are not as “large” as black men e.g: talking to another man while peeing — or even preparing to pee — is worrisome because…..Well, you know. e.g: if your voice cracks while speaking, it means that…….. e.g:… Read more »
OK… you know what women don’t like? Mascara… when it goes places you don’t want it to go. Menstruation. Menstruation and people existing and talking. Menstruation and having to get up out of bed. Oh yes, childbirth. Waxes… heels. Pretty much 90% of what we wear to look good is pretty uncomfortable. Oh yea and guys complaining that we take long to get ready. Sometimes it takes 5 minutes to fasten a necklace. Get over it. We do it to look nice for you, appreciate the work put in. Yeah that’s about it. 🙂
We get it, a man suffering physical injury or pain is hilarious.