According to Buzzfeed
Dan Bilzerian is
“The Most Interesting
Man on Instagram”
Well, someone has to come in second place. And it’s probably Allan Mott, a 38 year-old professional copywriter who has made thousands writing copy wherever copy is needed. He’s been referred to as “Instagram’s Overgrown Boy King” and here’s why:
He’s always reaching for something better!
Also, he once won this much booze at a raffle! And still hasn’t touched 90% of it!
He once ate a hot dog wrapped in hamburger wrapped in bacon and only barely threw up afterwards!
This is his favourite mug!
He is guarded by a ferocious attack cat!
And hobnobs with famous celebrities!
He’s very serious in his bathroom!
But not TOO serious!
He likes to rock and roll all Wednesday night and party whenever it’s convenient!
And was once kinda pretty.
He’s adored by his co-workers!
And he often wears shoes!
He supports marriage equality!
And is a collector of fine art!
He occasionally finds himself in the presence of ACTUAL WOMEN!
As well as the occasional reasonable facsimile.
If he seems kinda happy….
Don’t be a hater.
He can’t help it if he’s awesome.
Or that his cat is an alien.
how refreshing compared to the misogynist, narcissistic “almost SEAL” disgrace to our nation that is Dan Bilzerian. If I see one more article on him I’m going to puke in my mouth. This sir, is refreshing. A normal, seemingly nice person living a happy life. Good on you.
BEST. EVAH. 😉
Based on his hanging out with hot chicks, I would call him the world’s most interesting man.