Top Ten Reasons a Literary Snob Won’t Go Out with You

Being a snob means being discerning and exclusive. Try not to take it too hard.

This was originally published on EmpriseReview.com.

If you think …
… you’re a writer

… Sylvia is better than Ted

… The New Yorker is about New York

… The Atlantic is an ocean

… all poetry should rhyme

… the movie was better

… Jane Eyre is the most romantic book, ever

… e-books are “so cool”

… Twittering/blogging/texting is writing

… print is dead

 

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About Chris Wiewiora

Chris Wiewiora is a MFA student at Iowa State University’s Creative Writing and Environment program where he is the managing editor of Flyway. He mostly writes nonfiction, which has been published on nerve.com and SwinkMag.com as well as in MAKE and Stymie in addition to more than a dozen other online and print magazines. He is a regular contributor to the Good Men Project. Read more at www.chriswiewiora.com.

Comments

  1. OirishM says:

    The only one that would honestly raise a question mark for me is the one about poetry rhyming. ;)

  2. ass hole says:

    stoopid!

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