Steve Jaeger’s list.
1) Rush is not right
2) Mayonnaise does not cure cancer
3) Ketchup is not a vegetable
4) Spending $400 for a bottle of wine does not make you smart
5) Having health insurance does not make you a commie
6) Wearing an American flag as a head scarf does not make you patriotic
7) No one would read Ayn Rand if they could understand her
8) The Fifties weren’t that great
9) Arming teachers is not a good idea
10) Rambo was not based on a true story
11) Larry the Cable Guy is not really a cable guy
12) No one is coming for your guns
Of course ketchup isn’t a vegetable. Tomatoes are fruit.
But you might ad this to your list: People who work in the public sector are just as greedy, corrupt and self-interested as those who work in the private sector. Most people who work for government are not here to help YOU.
Dog – everyone hates the government until the floods hit then the FEMA trailers can’t get there fast enough
Thanks for a great list! I’d only like to add a few things. One, while I understand what you say about ketchup, I’m still trying to get clarification as to whether a pickle is still a vegetable. Secondly, I’m really tired of the term, “leader of the free world” being used to described the elected president of the United States. If that were the case then everyone in that world should get to vote for their leader in a true democracy. To develop and implement policies where one acts as if he or she is the leader of a free… Read more »
I’m impressed that people still think that ketchup is a vegetable
RUSH is definitely overrated. It felt good to get that out.
Still better than Lee Greenwood .
Rush definitely isn’t, but RUSH just may be.. Closer to the Heart should be on the radio way more often…
We have an international force of servicemen and servicewomen and these are, “The 12 Things Americans Should Know.?” Seriously?
This list has nothing to do with the military.
Brian – does the phrase tongue in cheek ring any bells? Careful Dude, someone IS coming for your guns
1) We are too fat. 2) We do not know how to relax. 3) Having lots of money is not the only measure of success. 4) Fast food kills. 5) There is no such thing as a free market. 6) Both political parties are equally worthless. 7) Mass consumerism causes arrested development. 8) Sex is a normal part of being human. 9) Talking to strangers is perfectly OK. 10) Compassion for your fellow man(or woman) is good. 11) Do a good deed everyday ( just holding the door for someone). 12) Smile! it’s contagious. 13) It’s not just all about… Read more »
great list 🙂