On the big screen, the hero always easily clears the raging river with their trusty grappling hook and rope. In real life, sometimes you just swing right into the water.
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See, now THAT’S fun. Done most of it.
No can cannon, but a potato gun. Some PVC pipe, grill ignition button, shot of hairspray, launch a potato 100 yds. Initially didn’t think it would go that far, hit a cow in the ass. Imagine his surprise.
Didn’t shoot my friend either…he shot me.