Because cutting your beard is a bit depressing. Especially when your mother wants the hair.
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Some things only mothers and sons understand. Like beard hair.
Oh wait, this time the son doesn’t understand either. But when his mother wanted his beard hair for an art project he gave it to her. Then he made up a pretty cool song about it all. He calls it “A Beard is Like a Sports Chalet.” We kind of like it.
h/t our friends at Digg.com