1. Great balls of fire! Really.
2. My grandma once told me to write a novel with lots of sex. My ears seared off but she may have been onto something.
3. Georgia’s cold and on our mind.
4. Think you’re connected to your laptop now? You have no idea.
5. Julian Assange strikes back.
6. Your kid plays the piano? That’s nice. Guess what mine did today …
7. I want one of these.
8. Zucky’s giving back. But the best part of this is that he lost out on youngest billionaire in the world by 8 days.
9. What came first—the egg or the omelette? Wait …
10. Why doesn’t this ever happen to me on eBay?