20 Cliches On Lent And Earthly Attachment

20 Cliches on Lent and Earthly Attachment
  1. I don’t take pictures at my daughter’s events because I don’t want to miss the moment.
  2. Even though Elisha knew Elijah had gone to heaven, and had inherited twice his spirit; it  broke his heart to see him go.
  3. I usually want to be left alone by the people who love me because I’m afraid of love.
  4. No amount of prayer can bring the type of peace and joy experienced when the doctor says “The tests came back negative.”
  5. Say what you will about religion, it’ll outlive us all.
  6. It’s hard to make decisions based on love and compassion.
  7. I check Facebook like I pick scabs.
  8. Replace “God” or “Uterus” with “Guns” and you have an NRA platform.
  9. Everyone thinks it won’t happen to them even after it does.
  10. “Suffer patiently, patiently suffer” — Written on the logs Marines have to carry in training camp.
  11. The Vegan diet and lifestyle is probably the most consistent pro-life doctrine going.
  12. The season of Lent is about examining attachment to earthly things.
  13. God’s will is not about positive or negative outcomes but to the ability to make something magnificent from either.
  14. We all need help to get through.
  15. I don’t have enough money to give to charity and inflate my ego at the same time.
  16. I could live with less and be happy.
  17. I just bought a new computer and don’t know what to do with the old one.
  18. “You can’t put a price on good pussy.”
  19. Guilt is not a healthy basis for any relationship — spiritual or otherwise.
  20. Good imperfect action trumps perfectly good intentions every time.

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