Jamie Reidy comments on the man who filed a lawsuit against BMW for causing his 20-month erection.
USA Today’s Fred Meier reports that a Marin County, California man is suing BMW and the motorcycle’s seat maker.
I sold Viagra for its first two years, and I’ve never heard a “When Erections Go Bad” story like this. So, I emailed my favorite urologist that I called on, Dr. William Schiff, for his reaction to this news. A natural comedian, he did not disappoint.
My mother never let me ride a motorcycle. “Verboten” does not do justice to the ban. All the other kids in the neighborhood got to ride the little Honda “50” and work their way up the, uh, chain, but I never dared violate Mom’s rule. (#Wussy) But among the litany of reasons she gave – paralysis, death, torn pants – she never mentioned “20-hour erection.” Which I’m glad for, since I didn’t need to ever hear my mother say “erection” once she’d given me the sex talk in fifth grade. (My father chickened out a quarter of the way through it. #Wussy).
Does BMW really stand for Boner Many Weeks?
Are Henry Wolf’s buddies calling him “Hard On Hank”?
Sadly, Henry Wolf probably bought the BMW in the first place in order to look cool and get laid!
THE GREAT ESCAPE would’ve been a much less exciting movie if Steve McQueen had suffered from this problem.
Right now, every Vespa rider in America is thinking, That never happens to me!
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Is there some kind of Ground-hog Day where the temperature or daylight levels gets to a specific level and It’s Dick Joke Season? Is there some kind of shadow that has to be cast in the shape of a dick? It may be the Pond/Language/Great Divide Issue, but from a none US perspective I’m not sure what is supposed to be humorous. It’s evident that humour is supposed to be there – but it must be My Bad, ‘cos I just aint getting the joke! Oh – Guy is suing due to”…lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and “general damage.””.… Read more »
Well, I can’t imagine ever complaining about having an erection… I ‘wear’ them proudly. But this falls under my whole “I hate how litigious society has become”. I see no rightful basis that someone can or should sue a company because their prolonged use of a motorcycle is causing them to have an erection (or an enlarged vulva in the case of your hypothetical situation). It reminds me of a cartoon that showed a man sitting at his doctor’s office when he says “doctor, it hurts when I do this ” and the doctor responds “well, dont do that!”. It… Read more »