If you’ve been looking for a place where you can get an ego boost, publicly shame your girlfriend, and find someone else to leave her for all at once, you’re finally in luck.
CanDoBetter.com will “Let the World Decide!” It’s a foolproof site that will help you discover whether or not the grass really is greener on the other side.
First, you post a picture of you and your partner. Then users choose which one of you is better looking, or they declare it a “perfect match”—because, you know, there’s no better way to determine the success of a relationship than two snapshots.
CanDoBetter is also a social network where those who can and can’t do any better can go meet other people who are never satisfied. It’s free to join, but for a few extra dollars you can ask questions to CanDoBetter’s resident relationship and dating experts.
Here’s some free advice: if you’re paying for dating tips from CanDoBetter.com, stop.
Well, at least the site’s intro music is catchy—or not.
I liked your piece above. And that’s not easy–I’m the Relationship Expert for CanDoBetter (CDB). I know, what’s a smart, heavily credentialed guy like me doing with CDB? Let me explain. You know the old story about, “First you have to get their attention?” The initial attraction is practically always looks. So yes, we’ve capitalized on it. But that is the mere beginning. The (low-priced) premium dating site will go WAY BEYOND that. My plan is to put fresh apps up that other dating sites don’t have. There is Rate Your Date–daters get feedback on key factors–that’s rare. Most dating… Read more »
I don’t need a website to tell me that my wife is way hotter than I am. I’m not saying that to be self-deprecating or to win points with my wife. She knows it. I know it. I’m better dressed, but she’s much more attractive.
So, I went there & found myself clicking “perfect match” a LOT. Because I guess I’m a cheeseball?