Jamie Reidy shares a letter from Jesus to John Elway, the Denver Broncos’ President.
Dear John –
Just read on deadspin.com that you are planning to sign Peyton Manning to play quarterback for the Donkeys.
Sighing while scratching my head.
Apparently, I did not make myself clear. Was the 80-yard-touchdown-pass-to-beat-the-Steelers-in-overtime not enough of a burning bush for you?
I want Tim Tebow on that wall. I need Tim Tebow on that wall.
For the love of my Father, what are you thinking? When making big decisions, I find it helpful to stop and take a moment to ask myself, “W.W.I.D?” I would give Tim Tebow a pay raise.
Please abort (poor word choice) this plan to sign Peyton. If not, please cancel my season tickets.
And look up the definition of “smite.”
Sincerely,
JC
Photo by: Deadspin
Thanks for the correction, Bruce! I’m embarrassed I missed that.
Very cute and funny…. I appreciate the humor in this even though Im a displaced Pats fan in Denver. However, John Elway isnt the GM he is the President of the organization, Denver Broncos.
Shouldn’t take much to get Tebow, since everybody knows Denver pretty much has to get rid of him now.
The only question is where will Tim Tebow go?
If there is a God with a sense of humor it will be the Patriots.
Please oh please let it be the Patriots.
Oh… oh dear. I don’t know if I’d enjoy seeing Tebow in a Patriot’s uniform.
Don’t worry, news of the Jets deal being completed came across the wire about 3 hrs ago. But personally I would have loved seeing all my fellow Pats fans squirm.
Thank god. I mean Tebow’s okay, but I think he’s really overrated. I would have definitely been squirming around had he been picked up by them. Though I think Brady’s time is coming to an end.