Hot Stuff: Straight Guy Says Goodbye to Donna Summer

Jamie Reidy thanks the ultimate ‘Bad Girl,’ Donna Summer, for her contributions to pop music.

I desperately wanted to write this tribute yesterday, but I was working very hard for my money on the golf course and, later, at a boxing event. Please forgive me, Diva.

My buddies give me tons of grief for this, but I am not ashamed to admit it: I loves me some Donna Summer.

Several years ago, my much younger sister and I were road tripping and I suggested she hit play on Donna Summer’s Greatest Hits. My sibling assumed I was jesting.

No way, sista. HIT. IT.

If I had to pick one song – and I fucking hate you for making me do so – I would go with “Heaven Knows,” just barely ahead of “On The Radio,” mostly because I wanna be the back up singer for that song in karaoke some day. (Note: Simpson Girls, I am talking to you!)

Last summer, appropriately, I was driving from South Bend, IN to Chicago. Hungover and in the dumps post-break up, I was slightly concerned I might fall asleep at the wheel. No amount of Diet Coke or hair band metal did the trick. I grew more despondent. My heart knew what I needed: Donna.

Ms. Summer’s Greatest Hits lifted me to heights I did not think possible on I-80/90.

In addition, I learned that Donna, the original Bad Girl, may have invented the “booty call.” Check out these lyrics from “Hot Stuff:”

Sittin here eating my heart out, waitin’,
waitin’ for some lover to call,
dialed about a thousand numbers, baby,
almost rang the phone off the wall

This was a woman who knew what she wanted and, dammit, she was gonna get it.

And how about the wisdom she dispensed in “Heaven Knows”?

Don’t get caught with foolish pride
Throw the other things aside
Its only you and me

I think we all hope we can commit like that.

Hope they crushed it in MacArthur Park for you last night.

Donna – baby, please – I know this isn’t your Last Dance.

Photo by:  exquisitur

 

About Jamie Reidy

Jamie Reidy is a writer and Propecia "before" model. His new book A Walk's As Good As A Hit: Advice/Threats from My Old Man is a collection of funny essays about him and his father. His second book Bachelor 101: Cooking + Cleaning = Closing is a cookbook/lifestyle guide for clueless single guys just like him. His book Hard Sell: Now a Major Motion Picture LOVE and OTHER DRUGS
in which Jake Gyllenhaal played "Jamie."

Comments

  1. PAAP says:

    Oh! Ms Summer, is sadly no longer with us, what a true shame this is! Now, I had the distinct pleasure of hearing Ms. Donna Summer in concert @ The Old Chateau De Ville back in the late ’70′s, which is now Jordan’s Furniture in Framingham, MA. Her vocal range was certainly above reproach, and never would this lady ever lip sync, she had a vocal range that was incredible, espeically when she sang church hymes, besides her many hits that made millions for the record industry in the 70′s & early 80′s. She has touch millions of folks throughout the world, and is surely sadly missed without a doubt, too! RIP Ms. Donna, you will be etched in our minds forever, and ever!

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