According to CNN, the former IMF chief will be charged with “aggravated pimping” for his role in a high-class prostitution ring.
In December, Strauss-Kahn’s attorney, Henri Leclerc, acknowledged in an interview with radio station Europe1 that his client attended sex parties, but said Strauss-Kahn was unaware the women in attendance were prostitutes.
First of all, who do I hafta blow around here to get invited to sex parties?
Secondly, I am pretty psyched DSK isn’t my grandpa. That would just be weird. Plus, I’d be calling my friends to go out on Saturday night, and then they’d always be like, “Is your grand-pere going?” Then I’d be all, “Non,” and they’d be like, “Sorry, frere, mais I can’t make it.”
Third, why does DSK need hookers when he’s supposedly having all that consensual sex?