Jamie Reidy shares the story of the New York hot dog vendor who strips for her customers.
CNN’s Jeanne Moos reports that Cathy Scalia has been released from jail on charges of prostitution.
Her charming slogan is long overdue in the male-dominated world of hotdog sales: “Would you like a little wiggle with your wiener?”
I need to know if Ms. Scalia is willing to combine franchises with the Naked Maid Service lady in Texas that I wrote about last month. (No, my mother is not so proud.) Because I would certainly like to better time manage by eating lunch while getting my house cleaned and my lap danced on. My to-do list would turn into a “Get-Did” list.
It never occurred to me that when female prisoners are placed on suicide watch their bras must be taken away from them. But then I watched the video of Cathy’s breasts bouncing inside her blouse upon release from jail and I immediately thought, The cops must’ve been concerned for her personal safety. No need to create a “Free Cathy” T-shirt.
But why did she have to take the undercover cop to her house to give him the illegal lap dance? I mean, she hawks hot dogs from a motor home; just let the customers “motorboat” her in the motorhome. I’ll tell you why she doesn’t do that: food hygiene rating. You think Cathy Scalia is gonna risk a “B” letter grade? Puh-lease.
Would you be more likely to buy a hotdog if you knew it came with a side of boobs?
PS: this story made me flash back to the famous Rolling Stone cover with a bikini-topped Jenny McCarthy squirting mustard on a hot dog. Too bad I can’t legally post that image here. Suddenly hungry…
How in the name of goodness does prosecuting that woman help anyone? No doubt the law used to do so was passed on the basis that any woman selling sex must be a victim of some evil male somewhere.
I don’t particularly want any wiggle, but I’d be delighted to buy some food from her.
With any luck, this publicity will give her business a HUGE boost. Funny how public sanctimony always backfires.
Memorable words: “I like conversating with people…!”
“Would you be more likely to buy a hotdog if you knew it came with a side of boobs?”
Not really (I’m a vegetarian, BTW), but I’d enjoy the show if it happened in front of me. 🙂
Once again, with this typical USA obsession about anything sexy 🙄 I can’t see where the problem is.
The only people entitled to complain, would be female hot-dog vendors, for unfair competition. 😉
But if we’d listen to their complaint, then we should even banish hot, attractive, hunky male hot-dog vendors – for parity.