Huffington Post’s Maggie Furlong reports that the legendary Playboy creator is giving Crystal Harris a second chance:
A year after Playboy bunny Crystal Harris made headlines for ditching Hef just five days before their big wedding, the pair have confirmed that they’re back together.
Hugh, c’mon, buddy. This is a woman who bad mouthed your sexual performance to Howard Stern post-breakup:
Harris chose to fire back on Howard Stern’s Sirius XM Radio show, telling Stern that sex with Hef only lasted “like two seconds….Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it,” Harris said. “I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef — sorry.”
No pun intended, but WTF? You were 85-years old at the time; she should have been psyched you could still spell erection, let alone get one! (As a former Viagra salesman, I can safely surmise that Hef is exceeding the FDA’s recommended daily dose.)
Dump her, dude. Walk for the hills.
GMP readers, should Hef give Crystal another chance?
What happened to the Hef we used to know, the guy who had five girlfriends, including a set of twins? Has Hef found “the one” or is he just desperate to land the girl who rejected him?
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