ABC’s Good Morning America aired this report on the shocking diet women are using so they can reach the altar at their dream weight.
Here’s a letter to my future fiancee –
I love you. You. I want to spend the rest of my life with You. The You I see before me now, not the You you are imagining with cheekbones not seen in two or three decades.
But if You turn into a fucking lunatic who is so unhappy with the way she looks that she has to stick a fucking tube in her nose for a week, then I bid you both good luck with the rest of your life.
I obviously misjudged your self-confidence, self-respect and sanity. My bad.
My genes will burden our children with cancers, diabetes and heart disease; no need to curse them with your crazy, too.