Huffington Post has found an awesome video of Tea Partier Jerome Corsi claiming that President Obama must have been married to his Pakistani roommate from Occidental before he married Michelle.
Why?
Because he wore a ring on his wedding finger.
Brilliant. I mean, no one has ever worn a ring on their ring finger unless they were married. Ever.
Which conspiracy theory is better? That Obama has drummed up some fervor over a hurricane or the gay wedding ring theory?
Want to see the incriminating ring photos? While I hate sending page views to this guy, I think he’s relatively harmless and he reminds me of my late grandfather. Go read over it at his website, 1776 Nation.
“Is this a homosexual hi-sign that we need to have deciphered for us?”
Umm… No.
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He’s clearly a gay man. Have you ever seen two men touch one another who WEREN’T gay?
Or perhaps Obama is actually a woman. That would explain why he resembles Macy Gray in some of these earlier pictures.
A gay woman, I mean. A gay Kenyan woman posing as a gay Kenyan man posing as a str8 Kenyan man posing as a str8 man posing as the POTUS. It’s all a pack of lies, and all for…what, exactly?
I’ll tell you what: Dunkin’ Donuts and Little Caesar’s. Those two companies were in the crapper a decade ago, and now their stock is higher than a kite. Is this a coincidence? Absolutely not. I have the evidence. I’ll release it in October.
“Is this a joke?”
Why, yes… Jerome Corsi has always been a joke. Hadn’t you heard?