CNN.com reports that teen idol Justin Bieber should take a lesson from me.
People often laugh at me at barbecues because I awkwardly stick out my arm and wave my hand in front of me before attempting to walk through the sliding glass door from the house into the patio or vice versa. (Note: people laugh at me at parties for a lot of other reasons that I don’t need to get into right now.) You see, I’ve taken out a screen door on a previous occasion, which is embarrassing enough without then being unable to fix the door since I’m a quarter of a man when it comes to being handy. So now I always make sure the doorway is clear.
Justin Bieber didn’t cut himself, but he did suffer a concussion in the accident. This was actually the second time he has had trouble with a glass door, making me think New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg might soon ban them.
But something tells me The Bieb won’t be incorporating my dorky move anytime soon. No, he’ll probably just hire somebody to walk in front of him, arm stuck out and hand waving like a grandma looking for her eye glasses.
Hey… a job for which I’m actually qualified! Does anybody have Justin’s email?
Will running into glass doors become the next hot trend among teens?
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