Jamie Reidy riffs on news of a man offering $1000 to the person who introduces him to his future wife.
This video from CNN shows that Dave Greenberg is serious about finding love.
My first reaction was, “Even if Dave doesn’t find a wife, he’a still gonna need a date to his movie premiere.” Holy schnikes, this story is a no-brainer romantic comedy. And I am beyond bitter that I didn’t think of it first.
My second reaction was, “If a freaking florist – a guy who brings home flowers every night – can’t win a woman’s heart, what chance do the rest of us have?” This certainly brings into question the need for Valentine’s Day; if I were Hallmark, I’d pay a female employee to marry Dave. STAT.
I like Dave, and I like this move. It’s certainly more likely to work than any of these idiotic shows like “The Bachelor.” And I’m fairly certain my Mom would fork over a grand to get me hitched. (Actually, she’d probably just pay a woman to get pregnant with my baby.)
OK, fellas, how much would you pay a middleman to find true love?
Photo – CNN