Newsflash: Arkansas Football Coach Bobby Petrino’s Affair “Started with A Kiss”

Jamie Reidy comments on the specific details of 51-year old Razorback coach Bobby Petrino’s affair with 25-year old Jessica Dorrell.

USA Today, citing an AP report, references notes taken by Arkansas atheltic director Jeff Long:

At one point last October, Petrino and Dorrell were sitting in a car, eating lunch and talking and “she said are you going to kiss me,” according to Long’s notes of his April 10 conversation with Petrino. He then wrote: “Kissed on lunch outing.”

Thank goodness Bobby and Jesse kept it classy, beginning with a kiss as opposed to, say, a rim job.

Here’s another thing that jumps to mind: now, I’ve never been married, but I am fairly certain eating lunch in my car with a woman who is not my wife or daughter or mother-in-law is not allowed.

Lastly, wow, it has been a bad six months for college football coaches with the letters P-T-R-N-O in their last names, hasn’t it?

 

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About Jamie Reidy

Jamie Reidy is a writer and Propecia "before" model. His new book A Walk's As Good As A Hit: Advice/Threats from My Old Man is a collection of funny essays about him and his father. His second book Bachelor 101: Cooking + Cleaning = Closing is a cookbook/lifestyle guide for clueless single guys just like him. His book Hard Sell: Now a Major Motion Picture LOVE and OTHER DRUGS
in which Jake Gyllenhaal played "Jamie."

Comments

  1. Janet Dell says:

    So, he gets fired, loses a ton of money, more than likely she does the talk show circuit and makes a ton of money. MEN sure have it good don’t they.

    Of course , Gloria Aldred is sure to make an appearance.

  2. “I am fairly certain eating lunch in my car with a woman who is not my wife or daughter or mother-in-law is not allowed.”

    Huh? This is 2012 not 1962. Women are half or more office workers. Lunch happens with coworkers. male and female. Grown folks can eat lunch without hopping into the sack.. It can become a problem when it’s delivered by room service though.

    • Joanna Schroeder says:

      A car is a weird place to have lunch, unless you’re keeping it private for a reason.

      What ever happened to a restaurant, a picnic table or a public bench?

      But I agree otherwise.

  3. Newsflash: Arkansas Football Coach Bobby Petrino’s Affair “Started with A Kiss”
    he ‘never thought it would come to this’. bambambam

    the first line of hot chocolate’s “it started with a kiss”,
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3pf7o-9OOk

    will bobby be soon screaming, ‘ you dont remember me, do you?!?’

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