We had a great response to the recent Open Thread question: What’s The Dumbest Thing You’ve Ever Said to A Woman?

Frequent Good Feed Blog commenter wellokaythen suggested we flip that query on its head. We agree!

Here is Jamie’s:

I grabbed lunch with a girlfriend at a McDonald’s on a road trip.

Inside the Mickey D’s, a banner hung above the counter: “99-cent Big Macs. Limit Five.”

My girlfriend read that, then glanced down at her watch. “Shit,” she muttered. I asked what was the matter.

She looked at me with disappointment and said, “It’s 11:45. I’m sure they’ve sold five by now.”

I tried to be as gentle as possible. “Uh, baby, I think they mean ‘limit five per person.’”

Her knees buckled, as she nearly fainted from embarrassment.

So, tell us What’s The Dumbest Thing A Woman Has Ever Said to YOU?

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