Jamie Reidy comments on the idiotic homeowner’s association in Colorado that wants to ban sidewalk chalk.
CNN reports that a neighborhood in Stapelton, Colorado is bringing sidewalk chalk to a vote. Like, kids won’t be allowed to draw with colored chalk on the sidewalks.
This is much worse than the stereotypical old neighbor who keeps the baseball that has been hit into his yard.
Mr. Wilson, the cranky neighbor in “Dennis the Menace” would be proud of these Enemies of Fun in Colorado.
“The sidewalks are a shared space, anything that offends or disturbs or interferes with peaceful enjoyment is not allowed.
How about mean, old assholes? Are they banned, too?
Actually, that’s not a fair assumption on my part. I don’t know that the mean people attempting to crush the fun from summertime are elderly. They could be mean, young assholes.
What’s next, ice cream trucks? Sparklers? Fireflies?
I say we find the mean people behind the War Against Fun and we TP their trees. Who’s with me?