1. Should President Obama be worried about reelection?
2. There’s absolutely nothing that could go wrong here.
3. Frank McCourt is not a good person.
4. Iran is launching a monkey into space. Naturally.
5. We hate dollar coins.
6. The Pope has passed your mom on the web-literacy rankings.
7. Do you know your tennis grunts as well as you should?
8. You can’t do this, Indian parents.
9. Congrats to the University of South Carolina for winning something that isn’t the World Series of anything.
10. American borders are pointless.