1. Kids, candy is good for you.
2. You think your gay professor is unfair.
3. The President is kind of a dick?
4. Satire can’t exist on the Internet.
5. Good for this guy.
6. This isn’t ironic. It’s just funny.
7. Our national parks need help.
8. Haskell Indian Nations University’s tuition is $430 a year.
9. Pruned fingers actually have a purpose.
10. Bruce Springsteen should write everyone’s eulogy.
—Photo Flickr/terren in Virginia
Springsteen left out the Clemons was arrested for beating up his girlfriend: http://articles.latimes.com/1997-01-05/news/mn-15668_1_clarence-clemons