1. If Kobayashi wins a hotdog eating contest, does anybody hear it?
2. Ain’t no party like a Communist party.
3. Antimicrobial soaps and wipes are bad for you.
4. The man who hunted Osama.
5. The truth about Fukushima.
6. What? It’s just your brain.
7. There are only seven band names left.
8. How far do transgender people have to go?
9. Iceland wants to ban cigarettes.
10. Beware of falling baby.
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